Meet the Subservient Chicken. Actually he looks more like a man dressed as a chicken!
Just type in your command, and he will do just about anything you tell him. For example tell him to “dance like crazy” and he will do just that. Tell him to “fly” and he will attempt to fly.
If you ask him to do something naughty, he will look disgusted, and come and wave his finger at you. Very clever.